A rented cape and wax fangs won't compel the bat-suited babe to play trick-or-treat. Come up with something surprising, weird, or clever, like marvelously dorky superheroes (the Tick or the Greatest American Hero come to mind quickly), outdated pop- culture icons (Magnum, P.I., Ponch), or lovable characters from recent chick flicks. (Paulie Bleeker from Juno comes to mind, with his yellow track shorts with matching wristbands and headband.) It's not about looking good, it's about being funny, unexpected, and impossible to ignore. Note: We're not into scary. I guess we're too afraid that a guy who enjoys dressing up like a serial killer might actually be a serial killer.
You're probably thinking that a month is way too early in the relationship to see her with swollen eyes, a leaky nose, and glands the size of golf balls. But beware: She's paying careful attention to how you treat her. If you like this girl, just ask her if she wants some company. If she mews affirmatively on the phone, then head over to her place with a movie, a can of Campbell's, and a box of Puffs. And no matter how cuddly and sexy she looks wrapped up in that afghan, do not make a move.
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